Home-Town Service

My good friend, Slim Randles, may be the Wednesday Guest for the next few weeks, but I didn’t think anyone would mind. He always has something fun to read, and the other authors who were scheduled to guest this month understand that I rescheduled their appearances. The graciousness and kindness of so many people has been very comforting. Enjoy….

A building project (for those of us who are carpenterially challenged) can be a confusing nightmare of little whatchits we never learned the name of and have no idea how to use.
Oh, if we need a two by four that’s eight feet long, we’re on pretty safe ground and can head on over to MundoSlab, the building center that dedicates about half an acre to just tar paper. It’s fun going over there just to see what the new foreign doo-dads are for construction this month, and you never know when you’ll find something you can’t live without. You can buy all the stuff in there from either the kid who mowed your lawn up until a month ago, or from that nice girl your boy used to take to the movies.

But when the real tough parts of a project come along, you know, things that involve plumbing or wiring, there’s only one place to go … the surviving old-fashioned hardware store. MundoSlab coming in sure cut down on the number of old-fashioned hardware stores, but there’s always one in every town that survives, and for a good reason.

They have gray-haired guys standing just inside the door to help you find just what you need, even if you don’t know what it’s called and have no clue how to install it, or even if anyone’s invented something to fix this particular problem.

I walked in the hardware store the other day, and a guy with plenty of gray came over and asked if he could help.

“Well,” I said. “I have a float thingie on the horse trough that broke. It’s that little doo-trammy that’s kinda copper-colored and fits on top of the whiz-gidget.”

Without breaking stride, he looked at me and said, “Right-hand threads, or will you need an adaptor?”

Let’s see MundoSlab top that.
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If you liked this, you will enjoy Slim’s book, Home Country, which is a compilation of essays similar to this.

2 thoughts on “Home-Town Service”

  1. Thanks, Yolanda. I figured I would try to ease back one thing at a time. Today it is the blog. On Saturday, I will go to an event in town where I am scheduled to sign the new history book with my co-author. I told him if I get overwhelmed, I will leave and he would be responsible for the books. 🙂

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