This is a joke making the rounds on the Internet, and it is just so timely I figured it was worth posting here. Enjoy………..
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100, and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.”
“Well, then just give me my money back,” Chuck said.
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
“Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
“I’m going to raffle him off,” Chuck said.
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
“Sure I can,” Chuck said. “I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
“I raffled him off,” Chuck said. ” I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He’s the one who figured out how this “bail-out” is going to work.