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Friday Funnies

Posted by mcm0704 on March 24, 2017 |

This was a busy week for me so I did not have time to work on a blog post for today. I try not to do the posts at the very last minute, as I consider that cheating my readers a bit. Still, I didn’t want to have nothing posted over the weekend, so I’ll just share some funnies, then be off to do more yard work.

First off, here is a cute picture I thought you would enjoy.

 

Most of this week I spent working on cleaning up my property. My son, David, came out to help – well, actually do most of the work. But I don’t like to dump it all on him, so I try to do as much as I can. Plus, working outdoors is one of my favorite things to do, which is why I am still here on Grandma’s Ranch and muddling along as best I can.

While outside on Thursday, we saw this winged moth. I had never seen one like this before, and only later realized what it is.

I watched it throughout the day and saw the wings mature as the day progressed. It was most interesting.

Now a few jokes to get you through the weekend. 

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to buy?”

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table.

“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said. “We may not have 45 minutes.”

They were seated immediately.
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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would “hate” to have to make a living under the laws they have passed.
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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom.

The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.

Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Amen to that last one. LOL Have a great weekend, and if you have a favorite joke to share, please do.

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