Jokes for Friday

Some more jokes from Jokes For Kids
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has it’s head on one side and it’s tail on the other!

What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!
What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

3 thoughts on “Jokes for Friday”

  1. I did, too. Made me laugh out loud when I first read it.

    Thanks so much for supporting my blog these past two weeks while I was busy. I plan to get back to a more relaxed schedule next week, so I can start visiting some of my fav blogs again. That will last until I get knee-deep in another production. LOL There just seems to be less and less time to do all the things I want to.

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