Jokes for Friday

Posted by mcm0704 on July 20, 2012 |
Some more jokes from Jokes For Kids
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has it’s head on one side and it’s tail on the other!

What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!
What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

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