Monday Jokes

Posted by mcm0704 on July 16, 2012 |

 More fun from Jokes for Kids   Did I mention that a lot of these are submitted by kids. They are so clever.

What kind of pet just lays around the house?
A car-pet!
Where would you find a cat with no legs?Exactly where you left it!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?Because they have Web feet!
Why did the turtle cross the road?To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a turtle that flies?A shell-icopter!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!
Why can’t penguins fly?They can’t afford plane tickets!

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