Jokes For Monday

Posted by mcm0704 on July 9, 2012 |

For the next two weeks while I am busy with the Youth Drama Camp, I decided to share some jokes on Mondays and Fridays, with Wednesday being my guest day.

Because I will be focused on kids – lots of kids – I thought it would be fun to share some jokes by and for kids. I found this neat website Jokes For Kids   and right away I knew I was going to like it. Here is a quote prominently featured on the home page:

“The best way to make children good is to make them happy.”
 Oscar Wilde

Here now are a few short  jokes. Share them with anyone who might enjoy a chuckle or two.  

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
I’m all ears!

How can you make seven even?
Remove the “S”.

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie!

What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves!

What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains!

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