Since I am busy this week with the Youth Drama Camp at the art center in town, I thought I would let my friend Tracy entertain you today. Enjoy:
Just in case you haven’t been keeping up with the news lately, the U.S. – Mexico border is not the only place immigration officials are trying to secure.
To our north, illegal Dougs are seeping across the border at an unprecedented rate, and our federal government seems unable to do anything about it, or they are choosing to turn a blind eye to the situation. Either way, illegal Dougs are here in America, and if we don’t do something about them soon, it will be too late.
The illicit Doug trade began to boom two decades ago when American parents stopped naming their children “Doug” or “Douglas.” The Canadian underworld saw its chance to profit from this and built Doug farms where pregnant girls are paid money to name their new boy babies “Doug.” Once the Dougs mature, they are smuggled across the border to find jobs in retail, thus taking jobs away from Americans.
To read the rest of the story hop over to Tracy’s BLOG It is worth the trip, trust me.