Ah, motherhood. Butterfly kisses. First steps. Sippy cup missiles aimed directly at your feet. Now, for every mom who�s dreamed of a global uprising against goodie bags, or who�s gotten caught throwing out her preschooler�s latest interpretive finger painting, there is Mommy A to Z � an alphabetical exploration of the everyday absurdities involved in raising tiny humans. Topics include:

� A is for Art Projects: Or, what to do with that one-eyed �penguin� in your kid�s backpack.
� F is for Fashion: How to go from Hot Mama to Baby Mama in 5 easy steps.
� H is for Holidays: Prepare to cash out your 401(k).
� I is for Imaginary Friends: Why they�re not weird. Or creepy. Or weird.
� M is for Movies: Or, everything my kid learned about death, she learned from Disney.
� P is for Play Dates: Why they�re like blind dating�with apple juice.

Combining personal anecdotes with a dash of sarcasm, plenty of humor, and lots of love, Mommy A to Z is the perfect antidote to grocery-store meltdowns, potty-training showdowns, and birthday-party burnout.