Call of the Wilde is the first of Preston Lewis’ books that I’ve read, but it won’t be the last!
Here we find H. H. Lomax in a variety of precarious situations. First, he’s arrested as a bank robber in Buffalo Gap, Texas. The fine, upstanding lawmen there aim to see H. H. hang for cleaning out their bank (and worse, possibly depriving them of being included on the Texas & Pacific railroad line). Never mind that he didn’t do it. These lawmen aren’t about to let the truth get in the way of a good hanging. Of Texas, Lomax says, “The only thing I had going for me was that if I died in Texas, Saint Peter’d let me pass the Pearly Gates since I’d already been to hell.”
Through the assistance of one Mandy Mae Minter, daughter of the Buffalo Gap sheriff, Lomax makes his getaway (with an ironic twist, which I won’t share – go read the book to find out. It made me snort-laugh when I read it). He reunites with his sister Melissa, who’s the star of a traveling theater troupe, when he head to Mormon territory thinking he might find himself a wife or five and settle down. For a brief moment, it looks like Lomax may have found his calling as an actor. But when the troupe’s performance gets bumped due to an upcoming performance by the one and only Oscar Wilde, Lomax sets out intent to make Wilde’s promoters pay for the money they’ve cost his family. He has no idea he’ll be playing the role of his life. (I didn’t say he’d like it; I said it would be the role of his life.)
Lomax finds himself pressed into service as Oscar Wilde’s bodyguard after the promoters agree to pay him what he’s asking. They’ll pay, sure, but they want to recoup their funds (because the promoters are all about money, don’tcha know). And where do they end up going but Leadville, Colorado. The one place Lomax does NOT want to go, because he’s wanted there for a murder he has no memory of committing.
Shenanigans ensue.
Y’all, this book had me laughing out loud. It’s Terry Pratchett funny, only set in our very own Wild West rather than a fantasy world. It kind of called to mind Carrying Albert Home by Homer Hickam, “the somewhat true story of a man, his wife, and her alligator,” in that maybe some of it is true, maybe some of it isn’t. Let the reader decide.
Preston Lewis writes characters mild and wild and absolutely engaging. Lomax is a rough-hewn, no-nonsense kind of guy, although he can sure talk a line of bull when it’s to save his own skin. The lawmen in Buffalo Gap were all about as dumb as stumps, and Mandy Mae, the sheriff’s daughter, was an absolute treasure. I hope we see more of her in future Lomax stories, and I hope she never listens when the world tries to tell her she’s just a girl!
And let me say, Oscar Wilde is about as much the opposite of Lomax as anyone could possibly be. Lewis’ descriptions of Lomax impersonating Wilde had me howling. I don’t know much about Wilde myself, but if he was anywhere near how Lewis depicted him, I expect Lomax’s speeches as the ersatz Wilde (inferior as far as Wilde himself was concerned, anyway) were far more enjoyable!
Lewis has some fantastic turns of phrase here. Let me share a handful of my favorites:
“Tindle looked at me like I’d put gunpowder in his mother’s snuff.”
“…as he was odder than a three-headed duck and ten times as looney as your average politician making a stump speech.”
“I returned to the parlor as Wilde emerged from his quarters, his outfit looking like a rainbow had collided with a freight train.”
And I nearly choked on this one, when Lomax was acting as Wilde’s stand-in:
“Then you are Bunthorne, the fool of Patience?” shouted another skeptical man.
I proudly raised my chin and nodded. “I ameth but I prefereth to calleth myself Butt-thorn as I ameth a pain in the ass-thete.”
I love the story. I love the characters. I love the research Lewis has clearly put into his work. Not only does he give us a rip-snortin’ good story, he puts it in a realistic setting. Now, I don’t know about Mormon women being as ugly as Wilde claimed they were, but Lewis gives apt descriptions of small-town political machinations and the rough and tumble life of a thriving mining town.
If you want a rootin’, tootin’ good story that’s a lot of fun to read, with characters you can cheer for and throw (figurative) rotten tomatoes at, I highly recommend H. H. Lomax. Start at the beginning to get the full effect of Lomax’s saga. Read ’em and weep, because you’ll laugh so hard, you’ve got tears rolling down your face.
Enjoy fast, free delivery, exclusive deals, and award-winning movies & TV shows with Prime
Try Prime
and start saving today with fast, free delivery
Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.
Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web.
Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app.
Something went wrong. Please try your request again later.
Book recommendations, author interviews, editors' picks, and more. Read it now.
Customers who bought this item also bought
Page 1 of 1 Start overPage 1 of 1
About the author
Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations.
Reviews with images
Tongue in Cheek then Laugh Hysterically
H.H. Lomax continues to excel at getting himself into trouble without effort. A simple ride on his mule and excellent catching skills land him in the Buffalo Gap Jail, charged with murder and bank robbery. The posse, led by Sherriff Minter, won’t listen to reason and consider lynching over a trial. Preston Lewis paints the scenes and situations in minute detail to bring readers into the story.The small-town foul jail has limited amenities. The sheriff’s daughter Mandy Mae is attracted to the handsome Lomax. The antics inside the cell could only happen to Lomax. The clever dialogue and outrageous accusations emphasize Lomax’s ability to think on his feet or seat (in this case).Mr. Lewis takes readers on a rough journey from Texas to Utah to Colorado. In between, Lomax reunites with his sister, the star of a touring theatre group. Their performance date is hijacked by the one and only Oscar Wilde. The story races from one situation to another after Lomax signs on to bodyguard the primo uomo, to get the money lost from their theater cancelation.Readers will slap their jeans and sip their suds as the non-stop action continues from one page to the next. Lomax jumps from frying pan to fire, time and again, with his ready wit as his primary weapon. Wilde West’s history with Lomax, created by Preston Lewis, should be saved and brought back out whenever the world threatens to get you down.
